Fashion Models:
silliness

I offered this advice to a friend of mine recently.

Now I freely offer it to you.

RULE #26 in the 'RULES WOMEN WRITE BUT MEN STILL HAVE NO CLUE' handbook ---

#26 - Avoid calling women wenches ...

unless you are a tavern owner, wear an eye patch or continuously walk around with a parrot on your shoulder - and these three costumes are all approved by your "wench" -- in order to play some "game" (I'll let you use your vivid imagination here - while I'm really not sure how anyone could incorporate a parrot into "games" - tee hee - if you are someone who can, I don't want to hear how, thankyouverymuch).

Then you can call her a wench all you want - in your very best pirate voice, of course ... :)

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There is always some chit popping up on my computer screen ...

Update this, scan that, alert, alert, alert --- blah, blah, blah!!!

If they really want me to pay attention to all that chit - they need to have a little naked man do a hula dance or something - with a word balloon, maybe ("Hey, baby - you need to update your firearms" or what-ever-the-hell-that-chit-is.)

Maybe he could wear a kilt (OMG!).

Maybe ... nothin' on but a cowboy hat and a word balloon ... he could even whirl a rope above his head to really get my attention ... *giggling*

DAHAM ... I come up with the best ideas!!!

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