I offered this advice to a friend of mine recently.
Now I freely offer it to you.
RULE #26 in the 'RULES WOMEN WRITE BUT MEN STILL HAVE NO CLUE' handbook ---
#26 - Avoid calling women wenches ...
unless you are a tavern owner, wear an eye patch or continuously walk around with a parrot on your shoulder - and these three costumes are all approved by your "wench" -- in order to play some "game" (I'll let you use your vivid imagination here - while I'm really not sure how anyone could incorporate a parrot into "games" - tee hee - if you are someone who can, I don't want to hear how, thankyouverymuch).
Then you can call her a wench all you want - in your very best pirate voice, of course ... :)
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