There is always some chit popping up on my computer screen ...
Update this, scan that, alert, alert, alert --- blah, blah, blah!!!
If they really want me to pay attention to all that chit - they need to have a little naked man do a hula dance or something - with a word balloon, maybe ("Hey, baby - you need to update your firearms" or what-ever-the-hell-that-chit-is.)
Maybe he could wear a kilt (OMG!).
Maybe ... nothin' on but a cowboy hat and a word balloon ... he could even whirl a rope above his head to really get my attention ... *giggling*
DAHAM ... I come up with the best ideas!!!
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