Came out of the nail place, bright pink nails shimmering gloriously in the sunshine :)
Guy (scraggly beard, baggy jeans, young, but weather-beaten looking fella) strolls up to me from out of nowhere.
I immediately clasp my car key between my fingers - I will stab him if necessary (ack!)
"Hey doll," he says (tee hee...), "where you goin' so fast?"
Me: *grumpy face - walking briskly in my high heels - *clickety clack, clickety clack*
"Come on, girl. Give me your number." (he grew irritated fast - was probably the CRACK)
Me: SURE thang ... just let me DIG a pen out of my purse!!
I am ... a freaking magnet for the ri-dic-o-lous!!!
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