I am really not the type of person that enjoys being the center of attention.
I'm not!
I'm not comfortable in the middle of a crowd.
I'm seldom the life of the party.
I avoid center stage as much as I can.
But ...
Even with these shy tendencies ...
Even with this desire to steer clear of the limelight ...
Even with this fear of drawing too much attention ...
I will sometimes ...
Go to church ...
Wearin' ...
A pair of shoes that SCREAM ...
LOOK. AT. ME!
I am a sparkly pair of shoes ...
I am gaudy ...
And glittery ...
And ...
I am ...
The exact perfect pair of shoes ...
For ...
A Queen ...
Or ...
A Movie Star ...
Or ...
A SHOW-OFF!
I am a beautiful pair of shoes ...
That ...
Should be worn with ...
A SPARKLY TIARA!!
On the upside ... I don't own a tiara. If I did own a tiara, I would definitely be inclined to wear it with these jewel-covered shoes. It's a good thing I don't own a tiara. I'd definitely be getting way more attention with a tiara on my head ... sittin' in the front pew at church ... than I am truly com-fort-able re-ceiv-in' !