If you live in Texas, you might want to go to the Rodeo.
If you are a Texas girl ... you might want to blow dry your hair - curl it - poof it up real big - and spray it with tons of hairspray.
Also ... as a Texas girl ... if you want to fit in at the Rodeo - you might want to wear the biggest, gaudiest earrings and make very sure you wear those gaudy earrings with a shirt that has rhinestones, gems or sequins all over the front. You could wear a cowboy hat, but this would mess up your big hair, so opt for very large sunglasses with rhinestones instead.
When you get to the grounds of the Rodeo, make sure you search out and buy ... cotton candy, a funnel cake, some fudge, some beef jerky, a turkey leg and don't forget a piece of delicious ... roasted corn.
While at the Rodeo - walking the grounds or touring the horse or pig barn, make sure you look around. And don't be looking at the ground for piles of doo-doo -- No ... keep your eyes on the horizon because ... this is where all the good looking men gather - cowboys in every direction - as far as the eye can see!!
If you plan it right, you might buy yourself a ticket for a seat inside the arena ... way down in the front ... right near the COWBOYS ......
That way ... if you tire of watching the bull riding or calf roping (which you will) ... you have something pleasant to look at. This is also as close as you will ever really come ... to a ... REAL. LIVE. COWBOY.
That is ... unless you are me.
And you get to bring one home with you ...
One that often talks sweetly to you, in a slight Texas drawl.
One that looks nice in Wranglers, a crisp western shirt and a Stetson hat.
One that holds you tight on a country dancehall floor as you sway and dance beautifully to a two-step or a waltz.
One that might whisper softly into your ear, "When I was young ... I only ever danced with the girls ... so I could get laid afterwards."
Yes ... you might get lucky ... like me.